| May. 14th, 2005 @ 05:16 pm Belarus, Netherlands and Iceland |
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BELARUS Where to start? By the time Angelica's limousine arrived outside the venue, the hype surrounding the Belarus song was already in full swing. If there is any song getting a buzz going around the arena its this. The performance is amazingly theatrical. Angelica starts by being draped in a cloak and gives the song a very sublte opening, not even hinting at what's to come. Then BANG, the clock is removed from behind to show another amazing frock underneath. She is accompanied by three big girls blouses doing the campest routine you've ever seen. (Imagine a gayer version of Army Of Lovers, if you can remember them). There's voguing a plently before we get to yet another costume change which reveals a very shapely Angelica in a glittered bellbottomed catsuit. I have to be honest and say that I liked the song before I came here, but this is totally amazing. If I have a reservation is that it could be slightly overdone and could get a "No Goodbyes" type result, but Angelica is a star and she's amazingly charming in the press conference and her years doing interviews in beauty contests has paid off. Most of the young gay "fanoracks" love it to bits although the more elderly ones are tut-tutting a bit (they hated Sakis last year, so I'm not surprised). If this doesn't qualify, I'll sulk for a week. Chances of qualifying : 85% (It would be 100% but Belarus isn't exactly falling over with friendly neighbours).
NETHRERLANDS Every year I ask the same question and I never get an answer. "Who exactly is responsible for dressing the Dutch singers at Eurovision?" I ask again because whoever came up with this white chiffon pearl encrusted number should be locked in a wardrobe with no time off for good behaviour. The reason why I'm talking about the dress is that with nothing and no one on stage apart from Glennis (even the screen project images of Glennis) she needs to look great, but with a collapsed frizzy perm and looking as wide as two double decker buses covered in white material, it's NOT a pretty sight. The vocal performance is fine (although there are minor timing problems in places), and the song is still the product of the "cut and paste Whitney songbook". I thought that this was a surefire qualifier before I came here, but with Israel and Belarus having much more quality and theatrics in their performances, I'm not so sure anymore. If I could advise the Dutch I would say "dress her in black and NEVER let her turn around". Chances of qualifying 55%.
ICELAND Selma is in a red top and trousers and her four backing dancers are in white. I had this down as my most likely winner, but I'm not so sure anymore. The performance is solid rather than spectacular. The stage and lighing are not used as well as they could be and whil the routine is slick (much better than 1999). There's lots of very ell performed and beautifully time moves, but the break (always a problem in this song) just does not come alive as I would have hoped. The ending is also just limp. It's probably still a qualifier but I wouldn't be putting any money on it to win. Chances of qualifying : 90%
BELGIUM Black embroidered velvet suit, red shirt, empty stage, DULL performance (apart from Nuno standing on his head between takes). It's all very musical theatre wannabe for my liking, and I cannot see how something that could have been sung in Eurovision 40 years ago is going to go in the modern era. It's ok vocally but its chance of qualifying are 5% at best.
I've just been chatting to Shiri, who's vey charming. I told her I thouught she would qualify, which after the rest of today's performances, I think is very likely. For me it's Belarus then Israel then Iceland and probably nothing else from the first eleven songs. |